Archive for August, 2007

life (in beijing) is a highway.

August 31, 2007

 just another day in beijing.

With nearly three million cars, trucks, vans and buses cluttering Beijing’s ever frustrating road system, it’s hardly big news that traffic is a problem. Driving anywhere around Chaoyang’s bustling business district during regular working hours (and afterwards) is enough to turn even the sanest person homicidal, and regularly getting stuck on the 2nd, 3rd or 4th ring road during rush hour can make even the most ardent China lover want to book the next ticket home.

The recent four day traffic experiment, which was as much to do with pollution controls as it did traffic solutions, saw nearly half of the vehicles in Beijing taken off the roads, has been applauded as a major success in most of the local news reports, but that’s only to be expected in the wildly falsified, nationalistic climate of Chinese journalism. Danwei, one of my favorite websites for news in China, has an interesting article on what Chinese bloggers are really saying about the experiment.

What confuses me most about the countless articles written about Beijing’s traffic problems is that none of them seem to address the underlying issue of Beijing’s drivers. While it’s true that there are just too many damn cars, the other fact remains that, to put it simply, most of the people on the road simply shouldn’t have licenses.

After over a year of living in Beijing and after 11 months of frantic home to work daily commutes (of which take up at least two hours of my day), the most obvious flaw seems clear. The majority of people on the roads don’t follow the rules, and aggression and road rage are standards to be maintained. There is no courtesy or common sense, and the car horn is liberally used. During my drive to work this morning down the 4th ring road, I counted over 120 cars who weaved in and out of traffic without bothering to turn on their signal lights. While I won’t ask the obvious question of why Beijing drivers feel the need to change lanes every few seconds, I found that over half of the aforementioned drivers didn’t seem to think it was necessary to even check if there was room to change lanes, instead choosing to hurtle themselves over the white dotted line and hoping for the best. The minor chaos that this simple, inconsiderate act alone created lengthened the trip time and left me cursing and holding my breath, all the way thanking the powers that be that I hadn’t died along the way.

Why is there so much disregard for simple traffic laws? Why can’t rules be enforced? I understand that there are alot of cars on the road, but how does the city expect anything to change when the very basics of driving safely are ignored? At the risk of sounding imperialistic, solving the traffic problems in Beijing have as much to do with the culture as it does with the logistics – teaching people to follow the rules, to watch out for their fellow drivers, to think rationally and to cherish safety will do as much for the roads as the elimination of cars.

Next week at SundayLovers… “Why the fuck is “Stand right, walk left” such a difficult concept” and “How to enter and exit an elevator/subway train without pissing off the whole world.” Until then, ciao for now!

heavy hearts, until we meet again.

August 30, 2007

One of our best friends is leaving China today to enter the PhD program in International Law at the University of Geneva. He’s already got a million MBAs and an LLM and all sorts of other academic blowjobs, so we think this will set him up nicely for when he becomes President of the World.

We bought him a bottle of Glenmorangie and went out to a fantastic Thai restauraunt last night, followed up by a poor performance at Bar Blu’s weekly Pub Quiz, hosted by the hairiest man I know and Time Out Nightlife Editor Ross Goulding. This week was a special Simpsons themed quiz, and our team, Fuck Shelbyville, came in a very disappointing fifth. I blame the poor atmosphere and shitty venue for our loss. I overheard someone on our team who said “I’ve been wanting to come to Bar Blu for a long time!” and it almost made me fall over in my chair.

Goodbye Mitch, and see you soon!

get yer rock on.

August 29, 2007

The Red-T Music kids are at it again!

This Saturday, September 1st, come to the Mao Live House for a fantastic show featuring mainstay Beijing hardcore band Subs. The surfy, punky, all around hilarious boys from Casino Demon are also playing, along with newcomers The Gar. I don’t know alot about The Gar, besides the fact that I hate their name, but Casino Demon sure are fun, and Subs lead singer Kang Mao puts so much energy into her performances that you almost feel like throwing money at her and buying her beer. Almost.

The Mao Livehouse is located at: 111 Gulou Dong Da Jie, and doors open at 9pm.

date with the night.

August 29, 2007

You heard it here first, the Yeah Yeah Yeahs have just confirmed their Beijing dates! After weeks of ridiculous speculation, gossip and rumours, it’s finally been confirmed that the Yeah Yeah Yeahs will be headlining the upcoming music festival put on by Chinese indie record label giants Modern Sky.

I don’t know when and I don’t know where. All I know is that Karen O’s fantastically banshee-esque screeching, spectacularly posturing awesomeness will definitely be hitting a Beijing stage near you sometime soon, and that I will definitely be there. Possibly with bells on.

By the way, has anyone else been noticing how much Karen O has been looking more and more like Dandi from Montreal’s (formerly of Vancouver, Canada) Dandi Wind?

don’t call it a come back.

August 28, 2007

 The past few months have been some of the best for live music in China’s capital city, with everyone from The Go! Team to The Roots to Sonic Youth making appearances in various venues around Beijing. During the very last of the summer days, when the air will still be thick with smog and the weather desperately acrid, the Beijing Pop Festival will kick off in full force and despite the line-up’s rather distinctively ‘oldies but goodies’ flavour and though I’ll never admit it outloud to anyone, I’m actually looking forward to the much talked about two day sha-la-la.

The foreign line-up includes NIN, The New York Dolls, Public Enemy, ex-Suede frontman Brett Anderson, Marky Ramone and The Crimea, and scattered in between are twenty or so local bands of varying degrees of talent. My favorites for the two nights will be Beijing’s own Joyside and The Scoff, who are playing on the 8th and 9th respectively. If you don’t get a chance to see them at the festival, they play regularly at the ever popular Hadian live music venue, D-22.

See my interviews with NIN and Marky Ramone, along with coverage on all the other bands, at the City Weekend Magazine Beijing site.

Note: The CW site is currently down for maintenance, but will be back up and running Wednesday, August 29th. The official hotline for the festival can be reached at +86 10 65930367 and ticket prices have been listed as: (Advance) - RMB 200/Day, RMB 380/2 Days, (At the door) – RMB250/Day

the return to beijing, beginnings, et all.

August 28, 2007


Stills from Blake’s “Winchester” series.

Currently, I have 12 Scrabble games in play on Facebook, and I don’t think I’m winning any of them. I’ve been playing online Scrabble like a fiend and it’s never going to get old. After a 26 hour journey and on our return to Beijing last week, we spent the next four days drinking into oblivion and wasting our days on a backwards theme. Sleeping in the mornings, dancing in the nights, karaoke at 5am, Korean bar-bques at nine. It’s such a surreal feeling being back in this country and after nearly a month of watching the cars whiz by in England, it is now terribly disconcerting to have to watch incompetent Chinese drivers navigating their way down the chaotic ring roads of Beijing, and on the wrong side of the road, no less!

I’ve been following the Theresa Duncan/Jeremy Blake story quite closely, reading what I can on the internet about all the various conspiracies and assumptions. There’s a touching eulogy written by writer Glenn O’Brien at Duncan’s blog, The Wit & The Staircase, there’s countless articles, there’s even a blogger out there claiming that their deaths are in fact the final stage of an alternate reality game. I wonder what it is about these kinds of stories that captivate us so? I suppose it’s the fact that they seemed so in love, so promising. It’s the hook, line and sinker for most of us and the harshest cynics relish the fact that they’ll never hit their peak, the secret romantics sigh and shake their heads.

I’m still testing the waters with this new WordPress account, so bear with me while I find my feet. If you’re up for a laugh, go to the Tag Team Records site and read up on their excess bloggage. Kyle’s tour diary is especially hilarious, and Time Out Beijing’s music editor and general muckabout Ian Sherman writes an epic on this summer’s CH+Indie music festival.