One of our best friends is leaving China today to enter the PhD program in International Law at the University of Geneva. He’s already got a million MBAs and an LLM and all sorts of other academic blowjobs, so we think this will set him up nicely for when he becomes President of the World.
We bought him a bottle of Glenmorangie and went out to a fantastic Thai restauraunt last night, followed up by a poor performance at Bar Blu’s weekly Pub Quiz, hosted by the hairiest man I know and Time Out Nightlife Editor Ross Goulding. This week was a special Simpsons themed quiz, and our team, Fuck Shelbyville, came in a very disappointing fifth. I blame the poor atmosphere and shitty venue for our loss. I overheard someone on our team who said “I’ve been wanting to come to Bar Blu for a long time!” and it almost made me fall over in my chair.
Goodbye Mitch, and see you soon!
